The Cadillac CTS-V, a CTS powered by (wait for it!) 550bhp version of the supercharged V-8 from the Corvette ZR1!

Here the "booth babe" expounds on the Cadillac's qualities. Like 550bhp. For maybe $60K.

We doubt anyone is listening. Did you catch the 550bhp part?

The Cadillac CTS Coupe concept. Sharp enough to shave with.

I wonder if Gillette sponsors this car, and the Ford Fusion too.

I think even the seats will cut you.

We're not sure why the butt end is pointy too. Perhaps the seat spins around and you just drive it backwards.

Damian violates the plane of the barrier and leans on the Cadillac Escalade. The 'slade, popular with NBA players, exudes bling.

Damian, again in a Cadillac, begs you to keep his dirty little secret!